This One Weird Trick Will Make Your God Orgasm

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:56:08 “That’s Racist!” Sound Drop Origins 05:46:11 Preacher Who Thought Wonder Showzen Was A Real Children’s Show 15:52:02 Some Interesting Muslim Piss Traditions? 19:15:07 This One Trick Will Make God Orgasm 23:10:05 Meade Skelton Irritable Bowel Syndrome Update 32:06:06 Support Distorted View Daily 33:48:14 Her Life Was Ruined By Cauliflower […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, October 9th, 2024 coming up on the program today.
0:04.7	The idea of slathering God's remains in a sticky barbecue sauce has pissed off a southern
0:09.6	preacher.
0:10.6	Plus, speaking of blasphemy, one minister wants us to locate the Lord's G-Spot,
0:15.2	and finding closure by consuming your husband's cremated remains.
0:19.1	All coming up today.
0:20.0	Distorted View Daily proudly presents a mother over sharing on her daughter's
0:29.5	live stream. It wasn't just me and a woman. I've done threesomes, foursoms. My fantasy is to do a seventh
0:38.0	something. Not all women either.
0:45.0	men.
0:46.0	Oh yeah you welcome man.
0:48.0	Yeah.
0:50.0	Yeah. I'm very open.
0:54.0	You want to tell you where the seven people will go.
1:00.0	Oh God. This idea.
1:05.0	I'll let you see me that.
1:07.0	But it's a spot for every person.
1:14.0	Where will the other two know?
1:20.0	You can't figure out feet out feet me I can't think of five think I can't think of two more I'm a woman and there are seven men think I. I can think of five. Where will the other two go? Think. In your ear? Think. I'm covering everything.
1:40.0	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
1:45.0	I'm retarded.
1:46.0	Try new peanut butter eggs.
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