The Greatest Scissoring Lesbian Musical Act Ever

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:10:17 Religious Awakening 02:55:07 My Days As One Half Of A Folk Rock Lesbian Duo 05:26:11 Foods Christian Are Not Supposed To Eat 13:22:04 I Am The Chosen One 15:08:04 Tim Gets Sidetracked Into Singing Annie Lennox 17:56:09 A Rapid Fire Round Of Religious / Spirtual Craziness 21:20:12 Trailer Park […]

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0:00.0	It freaks it's Monday, October 7th, 2024 coming up on the program today.
0:05.1	That time I was in a lesbian folk rock band.
0:08.0	Plus, which fruit and vegetables interfere with your vibrations and other spiritual tomfuckery.
0:13.7	There's a hobo sleeping in my bed,
0:15.9	and the moon is an alien spaceship.
0:18.1	All this is but your voicemail today!
0:24.0	Distorted View Daily, Daily, proudly presents autistic open night stand-up comedy.
0:30.0	Breaking news, Israel, Georgia, North Carolina all changed in
0:37.0	Ukraine to get Joe Biden so they can rebuild their town.
0:45.0	Pretty much way to get some fun so they can rebuild their town.
0:50.0	Pretty much way late helping out the flood victims of Noah's flood.
0:57.0	Because they're all dead.
1:00.0	They all ground.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:08.0	Yeah. Diddy's clients are trying to justify did he's behavior, saying it's like Hugh Hefner, only much
1:29.4	gayer with men and children.
1:36.0	At least you have to have the ladies, yeah.
1:41.0	Heh heh heh heh. It's distorted view daily with Tim Henson and I love the after
1:57.0	It's distorted view daily with Tim Henson
2:01.0	And I love the aftertase of seaman in my mouth.
2:03.6	I don't have kitty milk.
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