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Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Gabby Windey

Comedy, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:10.0	And welcome back to another episode of Long Wander.
0:16.0	Okay.
0:17.3	What's new and we're back?
0:19.6	We're back.
0:21.2	What's new? Nothing. And that We're back. What's new?
0:22.3	Nothing.
0:23.2	And that's what they say.
0:24.3	No news is good news.
0:25.8	And that's what they say.
0:26.7	It'll all come out in the wash.
0:29.3	And that's what they say when you give them out so fucking cookie.
0:33.2	And that's just what they say.
0:35.5	So we're back.
0:37.4	And lots of discuss. So I'll get right into it.
0:39.9	I'm taking an acting class. She's going to be an actress. It's not me. It's Mrs. Iglesias.
0:46.1	Yes, I'm half Mexican. Yes, submit me for all the rules. No, I cannot speak Spanish.
0:54.0	My mom did not one thing right, including teaching me
0:58.7	as Panyl. She just couldn't do it. She had to keep it for herself. No, you can't have none of that.
1:04.1	No, you can't have a skill. That'll put you above and beyond the gen pop. That'll put you first for
1:09.9	any kind of selection.
1:11.0	I'm going to keep that from you.
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