I believe in marriage but not in coachella

Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Gabby Windey

Comedy, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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This week is an emotional roller coaster filled with a tale of dog hospice, discussing the institution of marriage (love it) and why i'll never go to the battleground of coachella. Enjoy!! Sponsors: The Knot: Let The Knot be your partner in all things wedding planning. Get started at theknot.com/audio Draftkings: Sign up with code GABBYWINDEY and wager a minimum of five dollars to receive FIVE HUNDRED CASINO SPINS ON A FEATURED GAME. casino.draftkings.com/promos GoPure: Get 25% Off @goPure with code GABBY at https://www.gopurebeauty.com/GABBY #goPurepod Watch the Materialists trailer on A24ʼs YouTube, Instagram, TikTok-- In theaters June 13th Produced by Dear Media.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:08.3	Oh my God.
0:13.3	Do I look different?
0:16.3	Because I am different.
0:18.4	It's been a while.
0:21.6	I got to take a deep breath.
0:23.3	I got to get here.
0:25.4	Let me close the doors.
0:26.8	So it's just you and I.
0:31.1	All right.
0:33.2	All right.
0:34.0	Where do I begin?
0:35.0	I don't, I don't, I don't even know where to begin.
0:38.0	I don't even want to begin. It's just the pressure to begin. I cracked a Diet Coke and I might regret that
0:44.9	later because it's too late in the day to be awake. I don't even want to be awake when I awake.
0:52.0	But duty calls, here I am.
0:56.1	Fulfilling my duty, showing up to work.
0:58.7	Yes, I say it a lot because I need a pat on the back.
1:02.1	Sometimes we actually do, we actually do need, we need validation.
1:09.2	We need a good job from our bosses. Employee satisfaction. You need to know you are appreciated. Oh, I couldn't even find the word because I've never felt it. All right.
1:28.3	You'll see here.
1:29.7	You'll see here Nardo is with me.
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