Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. This episode is brought

to you by Liquid Ivy, butcher box, and native deodorant. And now here's Christopher Titus

with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. Yeah. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

Tucker Carlson, this lace sock garter of a human, a giggling, squealing demon from a level of hell.

Even Dante couldn't imagine.

You know the funny thing about Tucker to this commentator?

Is this man-shaped suppository.

His audience and fans are these guys.

Coal rolling, gun-toting, beard-growing, bro-publicans.

This bow-tie sporting manny-petti is their hero.

Here's what an evil hump, Tucker is.

After Kevin McCarthy, who couldn't make a deal with the devil, because, well, he has no soul to sell.

Gave Tiny Tucker 41,000 hours of footage from the January 6th treasonous insurrection.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I meant patriotic liberty museum tour.

Yeah, come on down to the capital.

Bring your field trip,

buddy, and make sure you got your bear spray and get a big flagpole to stab cops with.

Well, after Tucker got the 41,000 hours of video footage, he cherry picked a few scenes and then said,

these protesters queued up in lines and took selfies with police. They didn't destroy the Capitol. They revered it. Really, tuck? Really? You bathroom stall foot tapper. They revered the

capital so that feces that these patriots wiped on the walls of Congress were just what? Fertilizer

for liberty.

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