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Ron Desantis Tries To Out-Trump Trump!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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The gang is back in the studio and bring on special guest, fasion designer, pull-ups record holder, and newly discovered Italian, Uncle Phillip!

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.

0:12.0

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh and Athletic Greens.

0:15.4

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:20.3

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.

0:24.0

Well people, we are now gearing up for the four Republican horsemen of the apocalypse to

0:27.2

run for president.

0:28.7

As they all try to out Trump Trump, a front runner is emerging, a demon from the depths

0:33.8

of Republican hell that can make the damage sweet potato Hitler did to this great country.

0:39.5

Look like a Walmart parking lot door ding.

0:42.4

And that front runner is Ron DeSantis, a mad hatter of a human being.

0:46.3

That one is second term as governor of a state that is kind of nutty.

0:50.5

What is Ron DeSantis done since being elected as leader of our messiest state, a state

0:54.8

that invents new crime on the daily, including face eating.

0:59.1

Remember when Ronnie D. Lord Venezuelan migrants from the plains promised them housing jobs

1:04.2

and then dumped them on Martha's Vineyard?

1:07.3

Because as Jesus said, and this is a quote, do not befriend the stranger, lie to him and

1:12.0

then send his border crossing asked to Martha's Vineyard to own the lives Exodus 12,

1:17.0

2218.

1:18.0

Hutt, hutt, hutt at first declaring COVID serious and then declaring a lockdown to Santa

1:23.8

is then throughout all science, even though Ronnie D. himself got vaccinated.

1:28.1

Then he opened up everything in Florida.

1:29.5

No mass mandates will tell payroll of school board members for wearing masks and meetings.

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