New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws, cloths, it's the Monday, the fucking gratitude.

Be mine.

Listen to May I elaborate?

Daily wisdom from me.

J.B. Smooth.

Everyone out there, hello?

Birthdays are a very complicated day.

I mean, in theory, they're special.

I'm gonna birthday support to be your damn day.

You've seen two people on the street making out and someone rise by and they say,

get a room, get a room.

See, we're back in the days.

You know, before they had hotels, you know, they would say, get a womb.

Assuming that those two people were gonna have an offspring or child.

See?

They would say, get a womb, a womb as a baby coming out of a womb.

So anyway, that's a day when people treat you differently.

A day when everything goes your damn way.

Now, if you're in Vegas, and you put a dollar on a slot machine,

they're gonna put a support to hit for a jackpot.

Not a huge million dollar jackpot, but a nice $1,500 birthday one.

When that damn day from the moment you wake up until the last second,

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