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This Man REFUSES To Kiss His Girlfriend?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Could you be in a relationship without ever kissing your partner? This is the question our Producer Kyro is bringing to the table today. His friend has yet to kiss the woman he's been dating for six months! Some of us don't understand his reasoning, but Moe does. Listen... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue.

0:02.4

It seems unheard of to be in a relationship for six months with no kissing whatsoever.

0:10.3

Zero.

0:11.3

Now, well, this is not Mo, we're talking about.

0:14.5

You did surprise me the other day when you confessed on the show that you're not a fan

0:20.1

of kissing.

0:21.1

No, never really have been.

0:22.8

Kind of kind of started when I was younger and I would like to hear all of the older

0:27.0

guys say, yo, man, be careful about just kissing random women because whatever they were

0:32.0

kissing, you're now kissing.

0:33.8

And I was young enough to let that get in my head.

0:36.3

And it just kind of stuck with me.

0:38.0

And then I had this experience once where I was like my first kiss.

0:41.8

And she was a cigarette smoker.

0:43.3

Like, really, really strong.

0:45.0

Yeah, it didn't, it didn't taste good at all.

0:47.5

So ever since then, I've just always kind of like last resort for me.

0:50.8

I mean, I'll kiss, but I don't like the whole, like don't do the washing machine in

0:54.0

my mouth.

0:55.0

I don't like that experience.

0:57.0

I keep it like as little kissing as possible.

0:59.8

I don't like it.

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