This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along.

Here we go. Wednesday the 3rd of January already.

And still people are saying, happy new year.

Why don't you just shut up?

You know, that happened ages ago.

That was days ago now.

And still people are coming on air going, oh, hello, Darren, happy new year.

And I'm thinking,

shut up. What, you've been in a coma or something? Ridiculous. Anyway, talking about being in a

coma. We turned on the television, well, I didn't. And we get Big Brother. I believe it could be

laughingly called a Celebrity Big Brother. Well, I don't quite get that.

I mean, because when you look at the list of people in there,

why do they put Americans in there?

There have no interest to us at all.

Seriously, so you've got Chloe Kardashians,

best something, BFF.

What's that best friend forever?

Which is a real crappy kind of thing to write. Somebody called

Malika Hack cries, while glamour model. But these people are not even British.

Glamour model, Jess Impiazzi, struggles to pronounce the word feminism. It looks like she was

struggled to pronounce anything. They've joined Anne Whittickham. God, in Evan, woman,

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