Get it, the Bert show.

All right, in the email, it turns out that Kristen was at the hearts of exposing infidelity

and had zero idea.

I had absolutely no clue.

So the email goes, hi Bert show, I met a man online last month

and things were going well, but after being burned in my last relationship,

I didn't want to take a chance.

Here's the story.

Johnny is divorced, and his wife cheated on him and he left.

He said lying in dishonesty were deal breakers.

Great, we have that in common.

He said he lost his job due to depression with the divorce and was job hunting.

Also, he said he no longer had a cell phone because they had a shared account and

she removed him.

Honestly, that was a red flag as what person doesn't have a phone?

We were only texting first thing in the morning

and in the evening, another red flag.

I decided last night to create a fake Facebook account

with the prettiest person I know.

Kristen, oh. account with the prettiest person I know. Kristen.

Oh, that's so nice.

It's sweet, but also I don't know how I feel about it.

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