Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay! Time for Who Sucks Less. See this will who you bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

They always suck. It is up to us to determine out of the three stories, which one sucks the least.

Now, if you happen to like KISW on Facebook or follow us on X and Instagram and Men's Room Live,

the debate is already underway on Who Sucks Less?

Yes, indeed. Two of these stories involve teachers and one just involves a crazy old woman.

So let us start with everyone's favorite conjoined twins. Also, the only conjoined twins most of us know of.

Abby and Brittany Henselel they are considered two separate individuals

in every sense of the matter except one and that has left many people angry so Abby and Brittany

they rose to fame on a reality show that chronicle their major life events of Clinton high school

graduation and job hunting they originally appeared on the Oprah Winfrey show in 1996 where she gave them two cars.

I'm kidding.

But they weren't Oprah.

Anyway, the 34-year-olds, they were born with dysophallic parapages.

Basically, two heads are attached to one single body.

And each of the women, they have their own brain, heart, stomach, and lungs,

but they share the same organs below the waist, as well as the same bloodstream.

They can also write each run and drive a car, both independently and imperfect sync,

thanks to coordinator brains and nervous systems. But while they are legally individuals,

meaning they can enter into contracts and even get married individually, keep in mind, Abby tied the knot to one Josh Bowling five years ago in 2021. It has recently emerged that the pair are struggling to be acknowledged as individuals in the workplace. This is America at its finest. So the sisters who work as fifth grade teachers in Minnesota, they only receive one single wage,

which they share between the two of them.

However, to qualify as teachers, the pair were considered as individuals within the school system

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