10 Things We All Do, But Don't Say Out Loud
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | But you know what, you know, the accent thing is something that we all kind of do, but we don't really talk about. |
| 0:04.7 | There's a handful of things in the world that we all sort of do, but just don't ever say it. |
| 0:08.8 | The men's room top ten. The minors of top ten. |
| 0:14.9 | Well, Michael Beauregard, Prescott, Aloysius, Hawk the Third. My sincere third my sincere apologies second sir i must have skipped |
| 0:25.3 | right out of the studio and just forgot where my head was at if you forgive me |
| 0:30.2 | things have been a little wonky this week so my heads just not screwed on straight |
| 0:36.5 | i'll tell you what though though, son. Let's get |
| 0:39.2 | you an intro here, shall we? Ten or more things basically everyone does, but keeps to themselves. |
| 0:46.9 | I'll tell you one thing. I was 13 or so years old, a budding young pervert, and I was asked by |
| 0:53.1 | my next-door neighbors to babysit their cats |
| 0:55.8 | while they were out of town. Well, one thing led to another, because I'm curious as a cat, |
| 1:02.2 | he, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I went exploring, Michael. Yes, sir, I went exploring, and I found |
| 1:07.8 | the ladies unmentionables. Now when you're a budding young |
| 1:13.2 | pervert as I stated before you, the only thing you have to compare it to is a Sears |
| 1:18.5 | catalog and those things were built for industrial bras and just puppies. These |
| 1:24.8 | things were delicate and they smelled like flowers. |
| 1:28.9 | Let's just say I felt like I was |
| 1:30.9 | Apollo 11 landing on the moon. |
| 1:32.9 | I can tell you one thing for sure. |
| 1:34.7 | The eagle definitely landed that name. |
| 1:38.8 | In QVT. |
| 1:41.4 | You think they did that when they landed? |
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