This Is Your Life, Carolyn Forté: Good Housekeeping's Queen of Clean Opens the Big Red Book
The Not Old - Better Show
Paul Vogelzang
4.7 • 106 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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This Is Your Life, Carolyn Forté: Good Housekeeping's Queen of Clean Opens the Big Red Book
The Not Old Better Show, Good Housekeeping Interview Series: Good Better Best
Today's episode is brought to you by Wayfair, Every Style Every Home. And today's episode is special. Today's guest is special. we open a very large, very red book… and it begins with a familiar scene: a kitchen. A sink. A dish towel. And someone—possibly you—asking, "Do I really have to pre-rinse this?"
Carolyn Forté has spent more than 40 years at Good Housekeeping, moving from the Textiles Lab to the Home Care & Cleaning Lab—where "clean" isn't a vibe, it's data. She and her team don't just read labels; they challenge them. They make stains on purpose. They time cycles. They inspect fibers. They argue with myths. They test what works, what's hype, and what's going to leave your towels smelling like regret.
She's written books, taught millions, partnered with the American Cleaning Institute, and helped turn everyday home care into something practical, even reassuring—especially for those of us who want our homes to stay safe, comfortable, and easier to manage as the years add up.
And yes… somewhere in the pages of this big red book is a sentence you never expected to hear: a waterproof computer keyboard… went into a dishwasher. For science.
So settle in—because today is a warm, funny, heartfelt look back at the career of the woman who's saved more family arguments than any referee ever could.
Remember today's episode is brought to you by Wayfair, Every Style Every Home.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Not Old Better Show, Good Housekeeping interview series on radio and podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | The show covering all things health, wellness, culture, kitchen, cooking, and more. |
| 0:16.4 | The show for all of us who aren't old, we're better. |
| 0:19.6 | Each week, we'll interview superstars, experts, |
| 0:22.8 | and ordinary people doing extraordinary things, all related to this wonderful experience |
| 0:28.4 | of getting better, not just older. Now here's your host, the award-winning Paul Vogelzeck. |
| 0:36.7 | Thank you. |
| 0:38.1 | Today's episode is brought to you by Wayfair. |
| 0:40.5 | Every style, every home, Wayfair. |
| 0:43.6 | And today's episode is special because of our guest today. |
| 0:47.8 | We open a very large, very red book, if any of you remember, this is your life. |
| 0:53.8 | And it begins with a familiar scene, a kitchen, a sink, a dish towel. very red book if any of you remember this is your life. |
| 1:00.1 | And it begins with a familiar scene, a kitchen, a sink, a dish towel, and someone, possibly you asking, do I really have to pre-w rinse this? |
| 1:03.8 | And from just offstage a calm voice answers with the confidence of four decades of proof. |
| 1:10.9 | No, because this is your life, Carolyn Forte. |
| 1:16.7 | We didn't grab her in a hotel lobby like old television used to do. |
| 1:21.1 | We simply lured her in the most modern way to our good housekeepings series with a quick question about dishwashers |
| 1:29.1 | and a suspiciously spotty wine glass. Our guest today is long-time standout personality from Good Housekeeping Labs, |
| 1:40.8 | Carolyn Forte, who has spent more than 40 years at Good Housekeeping moving from the |
| 1:46.8 | textiles lab to the home care and cleaning lab, where clean isn't a vibe, it's data. |
| 1:54.5 | Carolyn Forte and her team over the years don't just read labels. They challenge them. They make stains on purpose. |
| 2:02.9 | They time cycles. |
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