This Is What It’s Like To Quarantine In A New Relationship Ft. Sam Morril & Taylor Tomlinson

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

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🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The J’s begin the show by talking sh*t about the first photo Instagram challenge. Next, a listener writes in to ask whether or not it’s weird to follow someone on Instagram the moment you match on a dating app. This week’s Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a half-naked man, grandparents at the front door, and a strange text months after the fact. Next, they offer advice to a listener who confronted the guy she’s seeing after he updated his dating profile. Then they’re joined by comedians Sam Morril and Taylor Tomlinson to talk about how the new couple is handling quarantining together just six months into their relationship. They talk about how to avoid fights, activities couples can do together, and whether or not it’s expected to continue living together once social distancing ends. They give advice to a listener asking how to deal with a resentful boyfriend whose pandemic related stress is testing her relationship. Finally, they close out the show with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker, including a debate about liking thirst traps and where to draw the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:33.3	Hello and welcome to the U of Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be
0:40.4	back here virtually with you Jordana. What's been going on? How you been? How you doing? Are you
0:47.3	staying healthy? Are you okay? Is the typing still loud? Can you hear it? It's happening right as we
0:53.7	speak. If you can't hear it, that's a good thing. You're like the neighbor in friends. You're
1:03.0	just listening for the typing all day long. That's me. Well, we just got into a little mini-tiff about
1:10.4	who had to go into the bedroom to take their call, even though I told him that I was recording a
1:15.4	podcast. Three podcasts. I feel like takes press. I mean, I'm saying that because I add to
1:23.5	you know, just looking away on a phone call. So I'm taking your side because it helps me out as well.
1:31.5	Right? I don't know. I feel like a recorded production. You know, you can, a phone call can be
1:41.1	taken anywhere. That's the real difference. Right. Well, and then he's like, well, like, are you
1:47.3	posting the video? And I'm like, well, I don't know. We don't know what's going to happen. I already
1:52.1	called dibs. Anyway, that's one of the, I think exemplary quarantine tips that one can expect.
2:03.3	Listen, it's all out there. It's all happening. All the arguments are had right in front of each
2:10.0	other. You can't get away from each other. It's just, you know, I think this is like one of those
2:15.7	things that like, I think the best thing that I've done is I always just go, what? Tell me now. Tell me
2:23.2	what's annoying. Get it out. Let's have it. Give it to me. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
2:29.4	Get out now because we got to do it because there was a one point where I tried tiptoeing around it.
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