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THIS Is What Happy Couples Sound Like Giving Dating Advice To Singles!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

+ You’ve heard the song mmbop. Burt have you actually LISTENED to it?


Have you ever gotten dating advice from a happy couple? Did it sound something like THIS?!



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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.0

Y'all, I was today years old when I learned the lyrics to Humbop and how poignant and deep they are.

0:12.0

I kid you not. Really?-Bop, which is like for you know elder

0:17.6

millennials and for Genix came out in 1997, it's part of the soundtrack of our youth, right?

0:24.0

And this song just had a choke hold on this entire nation-country world.

0:30.1

And I follow over the moon far away and she's like a great like millennial comedian and does like a bunch of like memes and stuff like that and she did a video about the actual lyrics to m-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-And I was like, how does the song never touch me this way? Of course. You have so many relationships in this life. Only one or two will last.

0:57.0

What? That's how the song starts. I thought they just said something about do what to do it dumb the whole time.

1:08.0

You go through all the pain and strife,

1:10.0

then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.

1:12.0

Didn't they write this when they were like eight? Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.

1:12.8

Didn't they write this when they were like eight?

1:15.2

You're not to the ones who really care.

1:17.6

In the end, they'll be the only ones there.

1:20.2

What are you doing right now?

1:22.2

When you get old, Start losing your hair.

1:26.3

Can you tell me who will still care? Yeah, I pulled up the lyrics and sure enough you have so many relationships in this life only one or two will last

1:47.6

you go through all the pain and strife then you turn your back and they're gone so fast

1:53.4

so hold on the ones who really care in the end

1:57.0

they'll be the one only ones there and when you get old and start losing your

2:00.4

hair can you tell me who will still care? I did not know they were

2:04.1

barring like that. I had no clue. I was shook at the original bop.

2:09.5

All right Abby as our single friend, what is it that you want to say to non-singles that

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