"This is the Spanish flu with wifi"
The Endless Honeymoon Podcast
Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
This week Moshe and Natasha discuss the pandemic taking over the world, social distancing, and ways to make quarantine fun! They give advice to one caller who wants to celebrate her father's birthday without giving him Coronavirus and another couple looking for comebacks when strangers comment on their height difference.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, welcome to the Endless Honeymoon Podcast. It's my podcast and I'm her assistant. I'm your |
| 0:15.2 | assistant and husband Mosha Cashow here. That's what our child does. Everything. She's mine. |
| 0:19.6 | Yeah, she is into it. She grabs my hair and says mine. Yeah, it's not your hair. And then the |
| 0:24.4 | other day she told you something was hers and you're like nothing's yours. I own everything. |
| 0:27.8 | I did. I told her I told her you own nothing. I own everything. We purchased all of this out of |
| 0:32.8 | out of a joint checking account. And so the notion that you think things are yours. An absurd notion. |
| 0:39.1 | I hear you. How you doing there, Tosh? I'm a little on edge. Yeah. Yeah. It's that time. |
| 0:47.7 | I wish it was just that time of the month. It's that time of the era. It's that time. It's |
| 0:53.6 | yeah, the end of days. However, they say it. Well, it's not the end of days. I mean, it's all coming. |
| 0:59.2 | You think so? How bad do you think it's going to get? |
| 1:05.2 | I mean, it's just the beginning of the era that takes us down before there's regeneration. |
| 1:12.4 | There'll be something new in another lifetime. Wait, do you actually think that the world is ending? |
| 1:17.2 | Yeah. Wait, really? I don't know, kind of. The world's not ending. This is a part. |
| 1:22.2 | I just think like whenever like something, yeah, okay. This is a part of the biological reality |
| 1:29.6 | of of being alive on earth pandemics viruses viruses mutating viruses infecting that is a biological |
| 1:39.9 | imperative of living in this ecosystem. It has always been true. It will always be true. There's |
| 1:45.9 | no way to ever stop it. It's not possible to ever get get beyond viruses because they always mutate |
| 1:52.9 | and we'll always be dealing with this. But the whole world is on lockdown. That is very scary |
| 1:59.2 | because people are going to freak out. It's super scary, but it was scary in 1918. It was scary |
| 2:05.1 | during the buvonic play. It's different now. And then look who are our president. It's like a joke. |
| 2:09.5 | His name is Trump. His he bullies everybody. His he hates immigrants. His wife is an immigrant. |
| 2:15.9 | She just went in front of their tennis court or whatever tennis pavilion to say that she hates |
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