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The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

Hanging out in the bathroom with Brett Gelman and Ari

The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Advice, Society & Culture, Relationship, Secrets, Comedy

4.84.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This week Moshe and Natasha are joined by their friends Brett Gelman and Ari and discuss the different tiers of quarantine and St. Patrick’s Day celebrations! They give advice to one caller who’s interested in a guy who’s just beginning his sobriety journey, react to a few secrets, and get their COVID-19 questions answered by a doctor! 

 

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0:00.0

It's day eight quarantine. We're here burning the polo santo and there's a nice mixture of polo santo and chlorox disinfecting

0:16.0

life. Someone just sent me a meme saying that we're all going to have like claims in 2030 about all the exposure to bleach.

0:25.0

We're all going to be Ellen's class action lawsuits. It's the endless honeymoon podcast. I know you're going to say it's the end of the world. It's the end of the world honeymoon podcast.

0:34.0

And we are recording live. Once again, from the bunker, if you're hearing this, it means that our YouTube page is live. If you'd rather hear this podcast or watch this podcast on,

0:45.0

YouTube, well, you could just go to our YouTube page, just look, type in endless honeymoon endless honeymoon podcast will pop right up. And you can see our pretty little faces as we freak out about the end of the world.

0:59.0

How's how have you been, Tosh?

1:01.0

I think we're both pretty much on edge. I was just trying to compliment you saying that you really are a great husband.

1:07.0

Oh, thanks. You made some dinner tonight.

1:09.0

Wipped it up. I would say we don't have a fight of the week anymore. We now have a fight of the hour.

1:14.0

Fight of the fight of the half hour.

1:16.0

My favorite was we were lying in bed. And Natasha looked over at me with this really dirty look in her eyes. And she goes, I just can't with the smacking.

1:26.0

The gum, the gum.

1:28.0

The jumping, the chomping. You're on that nicker. And you're like, yeah.

1:35.0

But you were like, it went, it didn't, there was no hey could do not. It was we went straight to get the fuck out of here. You annoying pieces shit.

1:42.0

And I did I stoned out of the room. I went and played a little bit of a apex legends. I'm certain getting back into video games pretty heavy, which is I know it's the end of the world, because you got me into you, you got me to play one yesterday.

1:57.0

Yeah, well, I was playing a video game called cyanara wild hearts. And I thought, you know what? I think Natasha would like this.

2:02.0

I did like it. I'll play tonight with you. We've got had some positive stuff to we did late night yoga last night before we went to bed. We looked up because I had my low point was yesterday.

2:13.0

I kept thinking about my my retirement account and how it doesn't exist. And now my retirement account is keep writing material until I'm 80.

2:23.0

And I just started to spiral. It's like the financial ruin plus the prison plus the possibility getting sick plus the prison. We're all kind of in prison. Okay, this is a nice prison.

2:35.0

I would say that you're here with your wife. What a prison. I'm just saying we're locked away. I don't know if it is prison. Well, it's it is not I was talking about the positive parts.

2:43.0

And then I was talking to my brother and he was saying well, his suggestion was to try to to encourage or get into some sort of spiritual practice. And I thought that's a pretty good idea.

2:56.0

And so last night we did late night yoga and maybe tonight we'll do a meditation and whatever I can find online the online thing. There's a positive.

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