Hello and this is Tori Phantom. This podcast goes out to all the parents who have already decorated their whole house for

Halloween sometime in August and have had costumes picked out since May.

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And to all the parents who won't do any of that until 347 a.m. October 30th

lower your voice ma'am listen it's just start the timer, okay?

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So it's Halloween time and I am very happy.

I am very happy.

I am pretending to be I I call myself a Christi in person I love Christmas and Halloween equally.

As an American, I'm supposed to wedge Thanksgiving in there,

but I'm bad at being an American, so I just don't.

I'm not really a holiday person.

So I do, I love to do the holidays for the kids because they are

but if I didn't have kids as an adult I probably wouldn't even recognize the days.

Yeah, and it's not like in a grumpy way.

I just, I just don't holiday much.

Yeah, you're not, you're not trying to take it away from anyone else.

Right, it's just just it's just not

for me and then that's not a thing but you are a parent I am a parent so I put an

incredible amount of effort into it I do so much for these holidays that I'm like, all right. I really I like

Halloween because I don't I don't know what it is I like the spookiness I like all the cute little

costumes that pop up and I the candy I I don't know I stop at the gas station like three times a week to get a candy bar so you know but when it comes to Halloween I even as a kid I really wasn't into it so I would like I would get anxious which is so shocking I know and so

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