I’m A Bad Mom And So Can You

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Bad moms never wonder if they're doing a good job, and good moms never stop worrying that they're doing a bad one. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori want to talk about their (and probably your) Bad Mom moments. From Rock 'n Plays, iPads, vitamins, and bribery, the duo swaps the many ways they failed at being perfect parents. But in the midst of the chaos, they're here to remind you that there's no such thing as a perfect parent; we're all doing the best with what we have. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Spark your creativity with the Sims.
0:04.0	Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative
0:07.0	and you have to go in search of your creative spark again.
0:10.0	Maybe this is catching up with creative friends,
0:13.0	experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe
0:16.0	and thanks to the Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.
0:21.0	Ready to spark something? Download the Sims 4 and play for free.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to Child Proof by Betches Media.
0:37.0	I'm Tori Pantum and I'm going to Lakeland.
0:40.0	This podcast goes out to all the parents who can't wait for their kids to go to sleep
0:44.0	and to all the parents who miss them as soon as they are.
0:47.0	I'm both.
0:49.0	And then do you stay awake for entire the too long after the kids have given it up?
0:52.0	Oh yeah, I need that sweet sweet silence while I'm awake.
0:56.0	I regret it every day.
0:58.0	Revenge, wakefulness.
1:00.0	Nobody fucking needs me right now.
1:02.0	I start doing reverse sleep math.
1:04.0	If they go to sleep now and I go to sleep then,
1:07.0	then I have three hours to be awake and then I'll get seven hours.
1:11.0	I spend a lot of time doing that.
1:13.0	I'm wasting the time.
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