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The Commercial Break

This Is Central Control

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Pop Tarts is a breakfast toaster pastry loved by millions and remembered fondly by even more. But why do we need a movie about it? Tom Hanks thinks it is that important. Speaking of Tom...he defended his wife in a scuffle outside a restaurant and it was FIERCE! Bryan had a fever and his hands felt just like two balloons! Finally, the topic of Aliens has been coming a lot lately. The gang decide to review some clips of the people who talk aliens, the people who channel aliens and the people who sleep with them! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

E-T Phone Home

0:07.0

E-T Phone Home

0:16.0

On this episode of the commercial break

0:19.0

Luckily the commercial break were never going to have that problem

0:22.0

Only people would be chasing us as like the podcast, please

0:26.0

The bankruptcy

0:27.0

The bankruptcy division

0:29.0

Sorry, when are you going to pay for that Roadcaster Pro?

0:36.0

It's on the way, checks on the way

0:38.0

It's on the check from the mail

0:40.0

It's on the check from the mail

0:41.0

I know and she's checking her watch

0:43.0

She's checking her watch because she's like how much more of this bullshit am I going to put up with?

0:47.0

Normally it lasts about 30 minutes more

0:50.0

Ah, I know, or not

0:52.0

She's probably like is it too late to get a divorce?

0:55.0

Well, he's talking

0:57.0

She's nodding her head, she's like yeah

0:59.0

I can't leave somebody when it starts to talk to A-Lean

1:01.0

No, I mean at that point

1:02.0

Yeah, you're either all in or all out one of the two

1:07.0

How did you end up on the spaceship?

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