Now Transmitting Transmution

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Send check out aisle seem to be propagating through every store, everywhere. Only one problem...no one knows the right way to use them. Bryan included. The new trend in shoplifting is to scan a small dollar items in place of the real large dollar item. Bryan watched a few kids in action and chose not to be a hero, or get shot! Finally, The Light Language queen is a woman who has learned to talk in, well, Light Language. While no none, including her, understands what exactly that is, Bryan and Krissy try to transmute and give it a go! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Have you ever been caught out by payments you've forgotten about?
0:03.2	Join over 2.5 million customers who are already using the Lloyd's Bank Upcoming Payments tool on our app.
0:09.8	It gives you early sight of regular payments that are due to leave your account in the next 31 days
0:15.8	to avoid any surprises.
0:17.8	It's just one of our many useful tools that can help you stay on top of your money.
0:22.4	To find out more, go to Lloyd'sbank.com forward slash cost of living.
0:27.0	Lloyd's Bank by your side.
0:33.0	Hello my friends, you're just in time for another 3 minute meditation for kids.
0:40.0	Are you ready?
0:45.0	Well alright, now there are things to remember for meditation.
0:51.0	Number 1, sit down.
0:55.0	Just sit down in a comfortable position.
0:59.0	Okay, now number 2, close your eyes.
1:10.0	You have to keep your eyes closed my friends.
1:15.0	Alright, let's begin.
1:25.0	The cats nestle close to their kittens.
1:30.0	The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
1:34.0	You're cozy and warm in your bed my dear.
1:38.0	Please go the fuck to sleep.
1:46.0	On this episode of the commercial break...
1:51.0	Customer needs assistance in aisle 4.
1:56.0	Customer needs assistance in aisle 4.
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