Listen, it's the Bert Show.

So today, it's another bittersweet day when our interns bid us farewell.

Now, in the past, each and every one of the interns on their last day has individually

put together like a wrap of what they've learned on the Bert Show, what they've wanted

to tell the Bert Show, what have you.

Today we decided to tweak it just a little bit, so they will do a group project and a group

song, which is almost unfair considering that our intern Mikey is pretty much a professional

at this.

And the others are amateurs as we show you guys.

The others have names, and they are Kayla, Kiara, and Carly.

No, this is Mikey and the others, because he has this talent.

Go, knock, you shoot me!

How many races in a bowl of rice?

How many races in a bowl of rice?

Less than one million, so cut the price.

It's almost like a contraceptive device.

In other words, no, it's not nice.

So I'm raising the bar to a new height, I'm staring down the site, taking out any

motherfucker who can't recite the Bill of Rights, because in my world it's fight for

you.

I'm raising it now.

How many views did that video get over the course of the last week?

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