This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.
Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.
We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.
From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by TV licensing. |
| 0:02.8 | Honestly, nothing beats a cozy night in after a long, chaotic day with the kids. |
| 0:07.1 | There's something magical about collapsing onto the sofa, ignoring the laundry and getting stuck |
| 0:12.2 | into a good show, don't you think, Pete? |
| 0:13.7 | Totally right, babe. |
| 0:14.8 | TV license is like our ticket straight into the world of drama, sport and reality TV, |
| 0:20.3 | depending who's holding the remote, obviously. Speaking of reality TV, depending who's holding the remote, |
| 0:22.0 | obviously. |
| 0:22.6 | Speaking of reality TV, I've just started that race across the world. |
| 0:26.3 | Season 5's out and I'm totally rooting for Caroline and Tom. |
| 0:29.2 | I love that he's taking his mom on an adventure around the globe, Pete. |
| 0:32.3 | Isn't that cute? |
| 0:33.2 | You should take a little leaf out of his book and take me somewhere glamorous, actually. |
| 0:36.3 | Come to think of it. |
| 0:37.1 | Okay, noted, but let's be real. |
| 0:39.3 | The furthest I'm whisking anyone is to the fridge for another snack during half-time. |
| 0:43.5 | Oh my God. |
| 0:44.7 | While you're globetrotting from the sofa, I'll be fully committed to watching the Champions League, |
| 0:49.4 | horizontal feet up, live in the dream. |
| 0:51.6 | Ugh. |
| 0:52.4 | Well, that's fine by me, babe. While you're shouting at the ref through the TV, |
| 0:55.7 | I'll be getting my own little slice of heaven with the French open, peace and quiet. |
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