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The Commercial Break

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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

NASA is asking male astronauts to refrain from "releasing" in space for fear of getting someone pregnant. The minutia of this request has Bryan and Krissy baffled. Speaking of baffled, flat earth believers are growing worldwide....baffled. Hoadley & Bryan review a clip from their fearless leader. Bryan wonders how the show "intro" became so bloated. TCB has some new sponsors! NASA has a rather strange request of male astronauts Flat Earth therories are more popular than ever Bryan & Krissy review a video from the "leader" of the Flat Earth movement Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sometimes running a business can feel like swimming upstream in Siberia.

0:05.0

Welcome.

0:06.0

With a bear clinging onto your leg.

0:08.0

But zero online accounting software can help you manage the ins and outs of your finances in real time.

0:14.0

So you can keep them running smoothly.

0:17.0

Soon it will feel more like you're going down a water slide.

0:19.0

Your turn.

0:20.0

In a rubber ring.

0:21.0

Or being serenaded by a string quartet.

0:26.0

Search zero with an X.

0:28.0

Because healthy person is just beautiful person.

0:58.0

Properness.

0:58.0

last subject to availability.

1:00.0

Oh, that's it! That's it!

1:03.0

You two guys leave me no choice.

1:05.0

No television for a week.

1:07.0

What?

1:08.0

We are so serious.

1:09.0

You're a fucking heart!

1:11.0

Anyone in your mind?

1:12.0

Go to Roberts Lawsake, and it's gonna stay there.

1:15.0

No!

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