Rage Against The Flavor-Town!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Bryan is back to his unique spin on life and relationship advice. Get into the downward dog and get ready to ignore his suggestions! Hoadley gives Bryan a sexy and sly "best to you" Bryan is reminded of hearing their friend in a central Florida gas station Favorite gas station foods are discussed Guy Fieri is appearing at Rage Against The Machine Shows and Bryan doesn't like it Uncle Bryan gets many questions from listeners and it's finally time for answers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Quit being mad at me and just love me again.
0:07.0	On this episode of the commercial break...
0:12.0	Yeah, and he even fucking broke a leg and he's still kicking ass.
0:15.0	They're wheeling him around the stage and he's still fucking Zach De LaRocke.
0:18.0	But now there's all these pictures showing up with Guy Fieri in the crowd rocking out.
0:24.0	What's the fan too?
0:34.0	Fantastic!
0:35.0	I feel like I'm not a feel about it.
0:38.0	Chrissy, would you like me to demonstrate?
0:40.0	Would you like to be my partner today?
0:42.0	Well, let's put a pin on that.
0:44.0	Okay, I'll get back to that.
0:46.0	Explain to him that this isn't about sex.
0:49.0	It's about exploration.
0:53.0	Tell him you'll be a better lover.
0:55.0	If you can be with better lovers, that's what I always say.
1:02.0	Just imagine your favorite ice cream.
1:05.0	Whatever your favorite ice cream is.
1:07.0	Puppy breath and the smell of a new car.
1:11.0	Just imagine those three things together the entire time we're in the studio.
1:15.0	That's what it's like sitting next to Chrissy Holi on a daily basis.
1:19.0	I mean, contractually obligated to say that.
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