This Elderly Man Tips Servers With *WHAT*?! + Ditch Or Date Update
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2022
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. |
| 0:01.0 | Look, man, the senior citizens, they should have a different set of laws, man. |
| 0:04.6 | They should be able, they have earned the right to do whatever they want. |
| 0:09.4 | I don't think that speed law should apply to them. |
| 0:11.9 | I don't think anything should apply to the old folk, man. |
| 0:14.1 | Just do what you want. |
| 0:15.1 | Who knows how much time you got left? |
| 0:16.8 | Do what you want. |
| 0:18.3 | And I'm saying that because I get a text yesterday from my friend who's in a fight with his grandfather. |
| 0:23.3 | Because he believes that his grandfather is being super, super rude when they go to restaurants. |
| 0:29.7 | The grandfather thinks that he's doing the right thing, but my friend is like, pops, |
| 0:35.4 | you got it all wrong, man. |
| 0:37.6 | So I love when the texts start like this. |
| 0:40.0 | I know it's going to be a good day when I get a text like this from a friend. |
| 0:45.1 | Okay. |
| 0:46.1 | Want to hear the strangest S you'll hear today? |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.6 | Absolutely. |
| 0:51.6 | So I write. |
| 0:52.9 | No, thanks. |
| 0:53.9 | I did something you would say. |
| 0:55.9 | Right. |
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