“This DIY Disaster Almost FLOODED Their House!” - Matching Outfits Go Wrong & Abolishing Homework!
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are taking in the last of the Portuguese sun before home time - as Abbey and Peter take on your funniest and most relatable listener questions.
From a poor listener whose “handyman husband” has turned the house into a DIY disaster zone, to another who’s convinced the Crouches have restored her faith in marriage, it’s another chaotic yet heartwarming week on the pod.
Pete wades into the debate of why Scotland are “so shite at football,” while Abbey campaigns to abolish homework once and for all. The pair also reveal their proudest life moments — with Abbey getting emotional about motherhood and Pete somehow bringing it back to the World Cup.
Plus, there’s chat on couple fashion faux pas, a dramatic bird update from the villa, and plenty of laughs about champagne-fuelled parenting.
Still on holiday, still bickering, still brilliant — it’s another unfiltered episode of The Therapy Crouch.
00:00 – The pair kick off the AMA episode in Portugal
00:01:10 – Holiday reflections
00:01:49 – Petition to “abolish all homework forever.”
00:03:20 – The bird in the drainpipe
00:04:10 – Listener message: “You make me excited to be married”
00:06:09 – Why are Scotland so shite at football?
00:11:10 – “Have you always been tidy?”
00:12:37 – Abbey opens up about motherhood
00:14:46 – A listener writes in about how the Crouches’ advice saved their relationship.
00:15:10 – Couple fashion debate
00:17:26 – “The Handyman Era”
00:19:10 – The importance of being upfront in relationships
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| 0:00.0 | We are a power couple, do you know? |
| 0:01.8 | We are a celebrity power couple. |
| 0:06.1 | Speak to you for your bloody self. |
| 0:08.0 | I got nine Easter. |
| 0:09.4 | Google. |
| 0:12.4 | He didn't bang any out. |
| 0:14.5 | I'll have you know. |
| 0:16.1 | I also barely appeared in one of the World Cups, by the way, but I'm still taking it. |
| 0:21.6 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:24.4 | Show me. |
| 0:25.5 | Ask me anything. |
| 0:27.5 | Hello and welcome to Ask Us Anything with me, Abby Canty. |
| 0:30.5 | And me, uh, Pizza Crouch. |
| 0:32.2 | God, that was very, chef McDonald. |
| 0:33.9 | I'm playing Marie Stewart over there. |
| 0:35.3 | What the hell? |
| 0:35.9 | We're just really good. |
| 0:36.6 | We're just really serious about our craft craft now I know you're drunk witchcraft how you doing guys really good yeah still really good very nice still in holiday modes got a few days left now. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah. Looking for it. Like, it's been great, isn't it? Like, I've been really kind of chilled, I think, this trip. Yeah. We needed it though, Pete. Yeah, I've enjoyed it. Even the kids are exhausted. I don't know if any of our listeners, kids feel like that. You know, this October half term is desperately needed. Yeah. |
| 1:10.2 | They were so tired. |
| 1:11.2 | Like when you think about it, it's so hot, like six years term is desperately needed. Yeah. They were so tired. |
| 1:11.2 | Like, when you think about it, it's so hot, like six years old going into school, 8 a.m. till 4.15. It is. It is long. It's a long day for them, isn't it? It's six. What did you say, sorry? Six years old going, like, you're 8 o'clock till like half four. Yeah. And also the homework thing. |
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