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This Couple Saved One Of Us During The Pride Parade!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it’s while you’re on a parade float. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The birch show. He chooses life. He refused to step into the light. And he's back today.

0:10.2

And Oyster can't take Mo down. No, that's gonna. Man, that's worse. Food poisoning is just the worst.

0:15.6

That was a horrible feeling. And I completely blame Katie. This is completely Katie's fault.

0:20.4

Because I purposely made it home really early and did not want to do anything else. I was like,

0:25.8

I'm done. I'm proud of myself. I was perfect. And she's like, let's just go get one more thing to

0:30.5

eat. Just one more. This was after pride. This was after pride. And we went to get some oysters.

0:35.3

And it was only my second time having them because I don't normally eat them. But in this place,

0:38.8

they're grilled and they're really good. So I had a couple. And the next thing I know I was up

0:43.5

for like two or three hours in the middle of the night just letting it all go. Man, that's the worst.

0:47.5

It was the worst feeling ever. So I think I'm done with oysters and Katie.

0:51.3

I think the last time I had that happen to me, I took the kids fishing in Costa Rica and got back

0:58.6

and at some places they will cook up for you. The chef will like cook that fish that you catch.

1:03.2

So I'm like, this sounds great. I busted my ass to catch this fish. Let's go. So I gave it to the

1:08.0

chef. Comes out for dinner. They don't like it. So I eat my fish and I eat their fish and I get

1:14.9

food poisoning in Costa Rica for two days. Oh, it was the worst story.

1:20.7

It was filling ever. Well, thankfully, the kids didn't want it. Therefore,

1:24.0

I would have definitely sacrificed that for me. I mean, that was not paid for that vacation.

1:28.2

I wanted to be out in the sun. Oh, that was good. I said, I'm pitching it all.

1:32.9

I'm just kidding. Yeah, it was really bad for all of us. It was terrible.

1:37.2

All right, most of you're shocked. This has never happened to you before something different

1:40.9

here. And it happened on Sunday also. This was at the private parade. And the reason I'm shocked

1:44.8

is because my, uh, my bladder is very shaky when drinking is involved. I don't know why, but I

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