This Cosmetic Surgery Allegedly Ruins 50% Of Marriages For People Who Get It!

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🗓️ 21 March 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Wondering if your marriage will survive? Bert has learned that if you go under the knife for this specific cosmetic surgery your marriage has a 50% chance of ending! + After finding out her fiancé cheated she was faced with a tough decision...did she return his grandmother's ring or not?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:02.4	Within a year of you getting your boob job, your marriage was over.
1:09.0	That's sound right to you guys?
1:11.0	1. 855 birth show. So there is a dating expert. sound right now
1:17.0	to you guys? One, 855 birth show. So there is a dating expert that's online right now that says
1:19.2	that she was having like some thoughts about her boobs or aren't sitting as high as she
1:24.5	wanted them to anymore.
1:26.0	Rapanee's a bitch. Right. So she says in a moment of weakness she calls it she
1:31.4	visits this cosmetic surgeon and just gets a consultation for a boob job right?
1:37.6	So again she said she wanted you know they were sitting a little low on a little saggy she has a guy
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