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🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
- Who has the biggest teevee in college football? The answer may disturb you!
- What they are using that video board for will definitely disturb you
- Why every reporter should try and play their own personal game of Whiplash in every postgame press conference
- Which coach would Jim Harbaugh eat first in a desert island situation?
- This is, in fact, our college football playoff championship preview
- Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
- This episode was produced by Doug Reyes-Ceron
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
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| 0:00.0 | I cannot watch enough clips, videos, or look at photos of ICE agents eating shit on ice hard enough. |
| 0:09.3 | Like, it's the fucking best. |
| 0:11.6 | It is. |
| 0:14.3 | Especially because Minnesotans are so fucking mean. |
| 0:17.7 | They're so mean. |
| 0:19.1 | Nice job, buddy. |
| 0:21.2 | Fucko! |
| 0:25.9 | Like, you didn't think it hurt that bad, did you? |
| 0:28.6 | But when you're walking out of the Target bathroom, you just blew up. |
| 0:31.8 | And somebody's like, hey, fuck you, buddy! |
| 0:34.2 | I think my favorite one is like, they're out here walking in sneakers. |
| 0:38.6 | Falling on ice is so incredibly painful. |
| 0:44.6 | Like it's, it's worse than falling on asphalt, I would say. |
| 0:48.1 | It is. You feel it your fucking teeth, right? Like, grr. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah. Because I think when you fall on asphalt, you're like, oh, okay. |
| 0:55.7 | That's unpleasant, but, you know, even the road's got a little gift to it. |
| 1:00.1 | Ice is like, nope, rejected. |
| 1:04.2 | Butchambo. |
| 1:05.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.5 | Also, you fall on asphalt. |
| 1:09.2 | It's like you're done falling. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, sure. |
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