Have You Heard The One About Indiana Football
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
- Indiana won the football game
- Surber and Spencer are in a fight
- Has anybody seen Jason
- Once again a disturbing amount of football talk in this episode. We promise to correct this imbalance shortly
- Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
- Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClure
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey man, I need to go block Rubin Bain one on one. |
| 0:02.0 | Okay, cool, one play? |
| 0:03.0 | Nope. |
| 0:04.0 | Two plays? |
| 0:06.0 | Nope. |
| 0:07.0 | Seven plays? |
| 0:09.0 | How about the whole game, buddy? |
| 0:12.0 | It took my breath away. |
| 0:13.0 | How often they just decided, oh, one guy, one guy, it'll be fine. |
| 0:18.0 | And it was. |
| 0:19.0 | And it was. It was be fine. And it was. And it was. |
| 0:22.6 | It was mostly okay. |
| 0:28.5 | I think if you look at it, they settled on this. |
| 0:29.7 | They settled on, hmm. |
| 0:32.3 | Well, here's what we'd like to do in a perfect world. |
| 0:33.9 | We don't live in a perfect world. |
| 0:36.8 | Today, we have to play the Miami defensive line. And so Fernando, buddy, it's |
| 0:41.7 | going to hurt. Whole game's going to hurt. You're going to run. You're going to be distracted. |
| 0:46.4 | You're going to be absolutely hairy the entire time. Good luck. |
| 0:50.5 | I'm just like, it's not wise to upset a future dentist. |
| 0:54.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.1 | Okay, philosophical question. |
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