This A.I. Calculator Can Tell You Exactly When You’re Going To Die!

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🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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What's a guy gotta do to get hacked around here? Bert offered $500 to the first person who could hack him. So, who got the money? + Her boyfriend lets his underage nephew drink alcohol at home and she's not OK with it! Would you be? + If an AI calculator could tell you exactly when you're going to die, would you even want to know? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%
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0:15.0	prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:18.0	Mm.
0:20.0	What's up y'all my name is Mo Mitch and I am the host of In The Moment,
0:22.8	Brand new episodes released every Tuesday morning. I believe in laughing through pain and I give you a lot of opportunities to laugh at mine.
0:29.3	For being honest here, who am I to Judge Lauren London? Even if she did have a baby two years after they broke up?
0:34.8	My ex had a baby with another guy while we were still together.
0:37.6	Bra. Wait for me to die. She didn't even wait for us to break up.
0:41.1	I'm 100% transparent on my podcast every time. I use my personal
0:44.7	experiences to hopefully help you navigate through yours. So yeah, you're going to laugh
0:48.1	till it hurts, but you might also learn something. But if you're loving on somebody who has been abused,
0:52.0	keep this in mind.
0:53.0	There are things that can happen to you as a grown man that will trigger that abuse you face as a child,
0:57.6	and it'll make you a child again.
0:59.8	As a man, I ran from that.
1:01.7	Listen to In the Moment, on on a cast or wherever you get your
1:04.4	podcast the Bert show hackers scare me and I ain't gonna mess with them
1:10.0	but I did issue a challenge a couple of days ago.
1:13.6	A. K. messing with them.
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