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Think You Have The Worst Roommate Ever? Think Again!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

The birch show. I worst roommate situations man if you have ever had one of these 1 8 5 5 birch show

0:07.2

Man every one of my college roommates. I could go on and on and on and on and on and

0:13.2

At least for me when you're living in such a small space when you got a bad roommate man

0:18.0

It's five times as bad and our intern Sarah who's going to St. John's has a ton of these. Hey Sarah

0:24.9

We can't hear Tommy hold on one second Sarah

0:30.8

unmute yourself Sarah

0:34.8

She was there if not I have my

0:38.8

Versus would you rather you will well well my worst roommate scenarios and I did a would you rather okay?

0:45.2

She's between like which one you'd rather have but they're both like they're both horrendous

0:49.9

Okay, let's go far because we can't seem to get her. I just burped

0:52.6

Yeah, it's bad

0:56.5

Okay, oh wait, I think she's there can you guys there we go there she is there we go

1:03.8

Hey guys, hey

1:06.5

So I my freshman year I moved in during COVID and so it was just two people to a room and you shared a bathroom with two other girls and

1:15.4

One of those girls I swear came there just to like torture me okay?

1:22.6

The from worst defense the worst defense actually

1:28.2

She we would we would stay up so late and she would just make a bunch of noise and I shared a wall with her

1:35.1

So I would just hear her from you know when I left the room at midnight to four in the morning and I could not sleep

1:41.2

Well, where's she doing in there a guy?

1:43.4

Tommy

1:46.4

Did it was a guy but she was on the phone with him her boyfriend went to a different school

1:52.2

So she was on the phone with him for hours every night. Oh, that's easy stuff right there

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