Things You Call Someone When You Forgot Their Name (w/ Jamel Johnson)
All Fantasy Everything
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 111 minutes
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We're wearing short sets in New Orleans, and so should you.
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Jamel Johnson (@broccolihouse)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:07.9 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything, the podcast of fantasy drafts everything and anything from the world of pop culture. |
| 0:32.1 | On today's episode, we are drafting things you call people when you forget their name basically right yeah yeah or when |
| 0:38.5 | you don't know their name fuck why i was prepared to draft the deli counter that's okay |
| 0:44.7 | i thought that's where we landed that's fine i got a bunch oh this is an easy draft i can go no no no |
| 0:51.0 | no i got a bunch i'm good i'm good so just so you know did i screw screw that up? Listeners and viewers. No. I just, I just misread. At some point in a later day, we are going to be drafting the deli counter. That's just a little tease. Wait, we are drafting a deli counter. No, no, at some point later. Okay. In life. It's in life. That's to happen. I could probably do the deli counter right now. |
| 1:11.0 | I think that's what's beautiful about either of these topics is I don't want any one of us could shift into it. They go together. You know, I used to run the cheese island. It's how I'm referring to deli counter workers. Absolutely. Each one of these words is used in an exchange. I was at the deli counter when we decided this last night. |
| 1:27.2 | I saw Ben Stein. |
| 1:28.7 | I was saying that. |
| 1:30.3 | At the... |
| 1:30.7 | How was he? I was at the deli counter when we decided this last night. I saw Ben Stein. |
| 1:28.2 | I was saying that. |
| 1:29.7 | At the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the |
| 1:31.8 | at the pavilions in West Hollywood. |
| 1:33.2 | Did you have a bag of money on him? |
| 1:34.4 | No, he was in a wheelchair. |
| 1:36.5 | Damn. |
| 1:37.0 | Okay. |
| 1:37.4 | And I was like, I think that's Ben Stein and I was like, I think he said happy New Year. And I was like, oh no. Oh, damn. |
| 1:44.4 | Well. |
| 2:00.0 | But he seemed, he looked, his facially looked good. It was clearly Ben Stein. He's wheelchair aged, you know? Yeah, he's like 80s. Yeah. I looked it up. And then I looked it up because people have seen him in a wheelchair in West Hollywood. So I said, okay, that's right. Yeah. That was because I've had some... Where did you look that up? |
| 2:01.2 | Reddit? |
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