The Winter Olympics (w/ Shaker Samman)
All Fantasy Everything
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🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Shaker Samman (@shakersamman)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all Fantasy Everything, the podcast that's finishing its sandwich. |
| 0:31.5 | We'll keep it down, too. |
| 0:34.6 | The podcast is it finished. |
| 0:39.9 | It's in the same bag. |
| 0:45.9 | The podcast and fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. |
| 0:49.3 | On today's episode, we're drafting the Winter Olympics. |
| 0:51.8 | Because it's the Winter Olympics. |
| 0:52.5 | It sure is. Our guest today is our friend sports writers, Shaka Saman. What's going on? I'm your host here and Carmell with me. As always are my friends and stand-up comedians, David Bore and Sean Jordan. Right here. In the building. David brought his lunch. Yeah, I brought some, too. And I feel so, I feel so stupid. I did not. And I'm jealous. |
| 1:29.1 | I learn on Monday. What happened? Oh! That's all right. I got it. It's all happening. That's all right. I just fell down the carpet. This is my fault. This is my fault. You were having a nice leisurely lunch and I was like, you could, like, could we start now? Don't look at me! on Monday. on monday i remember i got to like like |
| 1:31.4 | headed it like four and i'm like gotta eat something yeah in somewhere in that period because |
| 1:36.2 | i got a like a coltont when i woke up today now what did you get i got a ham and cheese colhont when i woke up |
| 1:43.3 | and shane got one too he got a colholt he got one too. He got a colhont. We almost got something else, but that cohole-oh-oh-what did you almost get? Like a muffin. Like a muffin. Me too. Mifin. I had that as a placeholder and then I'll probably have the sandwich after this. But yeah, you do this for the whole day. You know, and you don't eat. |
| 2:01.4 | And it's like, it's fun. |
| 2:02.7 | You don't realize. |
| 2:03.5 | But then you get to the end and you're like, dog, I'm lightheaded. |
| 2:06.4 | My blood sugar, I can feel my blood sugar. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And that's an uncomfortable feeling. These four audio laborers. Yeah. Slaving in the hot son all day behind these mic. |
| 2:14.0 | It is hard. |
| 2:14.5 | It is hard. |
| 2:15.4 | It's a version of what can be hard, yes. |
| 2:18.0 | You got to be on. |
| 2:19.1 | And try being hammered the whole time, shocker. It's hard. It is hard. It's a version of what can be hard, yes. |
| 2:18.0 | You got to be on. And try being hammered the whole time, shocker. That's what you didn't consider. They got that blue E&J in there. The level that we're operating that on here, dude? The level that we're operating on here? We didn't go to bed after dinner last night. We can't go to bed. We drove to Tijuana. We did a podcast there. |
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