Things Just Got REALLY Awkward for Uncle Si and the Boys

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Si and the boys tackle their most uncomfortable question yet (on the off chance it's not from a troll): Are first cousins off-limits in the dating pool? But first, Si and Martin miss the days when they could pee like the Martin twins do. Godwin faces temptation from a hidden stash of cookies. John-David urges Si to become the next Joe Exotic. Si relives his "sleep apathy" test. The boys debate the merits of banana bread and zucchini bread. Plus, if you had a death wish, how would you describe your wife's legs? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
0:06.8	I went and shot a tournament metropolis.
0:10.8	What? I didn't see no tall buildings at Superman, jumped over and sangal bound.
0:16.6	Where's metropolis?
0:17.9	Illinois. Oh, I got a good one for you, Godwin.
0:23.0	What's that? I've been using it a lot lately. What do you call a field full of sleeping cows?
0:29.9	A field full of sleeping cows. Ask my kids this every night.
0:33.8	No, bulldoze. Nope, it's pasture bedtime.
0:38.4	Well look, the other day, I was fishing.
0:45.4	I said every night. If you all hadn't realized it, we're back.
0:49.2	We're back, baby. I was fishing the other day.
0:52.4	He was fishing the darbone, lacquer by you.
0:56.2	Lake. Okay. That's a fine question. That bait I bought from the honey hole.
1:01.8	Yeah, boy. It got hung up. Oh, got a line and I come back for a rebate.
1:10.1	Here we go. Here we go. Not a refund, but a rebate. That's right.
1:14.0	No, not a refund. For you, Godwin, no, baby. Oh, no.
1:19.0	For you, Godwin, we charge you double. They're good in some ways.
1:23.8	Winners here, man. Well, it's a holdout. It's cold, man.
1:28.0	It felt good and it ain't duck season. What'd you do this weekend with it being all cold?
1:33.5	I give you one guess. Bad babies. I give up. Quick count.
1:40.8	Yeah, I mean, there's no reason to count. You got times two.
1:45.3	Yeah, this ain't a contest. Yeah, it was it's a bunch of them though. More than one.
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