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Duck Call Room

Godwin Is Baffled by Justin Martin’s Vasectomy Procedure

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.95.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Martin posts a photo with his boys and his archery bow on Instagram, and the feedback is WILD. John-David teases Uncle Si about huge snakes and shows him how cool Steve Irwin's family is. Martin is in the queue for a vasectomy, and this confuses Godwin. Si and Martin talk about the 50th anniversary of Duck Commander, and the guys give advice on how to not accidentally talk to people in a "mean" tone.  -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up buddy, Ben Dylan? I ain't even seen nobody. Everybody's been hiding.

0:12.0

That's what they've been hiding. We're y'all being. We've been hiding. We've been hiding.

0:16.0

We've been hiding. Oh, I'll say the rolling numbers. We're packed.

0:24.0

It's a podcast, really. It's been 16 seconds to figure that out. I just have to look up and see the numbers.

0:32.0

The numbers do not lie guys. Do you think Godwin was just making conversation with you?

0:36.0

What's he's need? Well, Godwin, we never know. We do that often.

0:40.0

What's he's black doing? It's to keep you from scratch. That's what you can't scratch you to make noise.

0:47.0

I keep seeing from taking what he still can.

0:50.0

You know what I've always said he's committed to his craft. But if he uses that fish hook now, I'll just throw this stuff.

0:58.0

It'll be there permanently. It'll be there permanently. I like it.

1:02.0

There it is. There we go. My favorite bait.

1:08.0

We all haven't. Godwin, I ain't seen you in a minute. Where have you been? I've been in a tree stand.

1:14.0

I've been trying to look at his band. A series of unfortunate events.

1:22.0

In the deer stand. How many of them? Just a series.

1:28.0

Since both season started. Are there funny ones? Are they just sad?

1:32.0

Well, they're just sad. Oh, they're just sad boys. I just say we still have...

1:38.0

I don't know how they're out there. She popped us a little year. Okay. And then we cooked. I cooked a whole backstrap.

1:48.0

How'd you cook it? Where'd you get it? From that year.

1:52.0

Oh, your mother popped it. Well, it's not a series of unfortunate events.

1:56.0

By the way, they take both of them to make one. Now this one was a little bit better in a year.

2:02.0

A year and a half old. A two size special. A two two.

2:06.0

A special strap was about... I was about almost two and a half, three foot long.

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