Things I never want to hear again

Tailenders

BBC

Sports, Cricket, Comedy

4.9 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The good news is that England battled hard and took the 3rd Ashes Test into a fifth and final day in Adelaide. The bad news is they lost and Australia have retained The Ashes. The Tailenders assemble to try and work out what’s gone wrong Down Under.

Plus a brand new Xmas Quiz from Mattchin, cooking tips from Jimmy and find out why Felix might never watch cricket ever again.

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts.
0:07.0	My Christmas Mix is pure 90s festive nostalgia.
0:11.1	You know, the Christmas songs you listen to on repeat.
0:14.0	Ho!
0:14.3	Ho! Ho! No, no, no.
0:17.5	I'm all about the big hitting Christmas anthems.
0:20.4	Come on, guys. What about those tunes that really slay? It's Christmas kitchen disco season, surely. Give me hip-hop Christmas bangers every day. Those Christmas tracks that are straight out of Lapland. Get all kinds of Christmassy. Just search Christmas music on BBC Sounds. And paint on the smiles and action.
0:39.1	Hello and welcome to Terlenders.
0:41.0	Hello, thank you for having us on Terlenders.
0:42.5	We've painted on smiles.
0:44.1	You're right, Jim?
0:45.2	Yeah.
0:48.0	I'm fed up, to be honest.
0:49.6	I've had enough.
0:50.5	This is a visualised podcast from the BBC.
0:53.5	It's on YouTube. It's on IPlayer.
0:55.0	Of course it's on BBC Sounds.
0:56.0	And apparently we're on five live. Oh really? On the radio? Going up in the world. That's good, isn't it? Sharky. Yeah, I'll get in their money's worth. So, we need to talk about the third test. Oh yeah, we've lost the ashes. Sorry, I should have put that higher on the list of things.
1:13.0	Yeah, well, we all know.
1:14.5	That's great. Oh yeah, we've lost the ashes. Sorry, I should have put that higher on the list of things.
1:13.0	Yeah, well, we all know.
1:14.5	That's gone now.
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