Everything is a bit too late

Tailenders

BBC

Comedy, Sports, Cricket

4.9 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

After 5468 days England’s men have won a Test Match in Australia!

Felix jumps into the hot seat and England and Lancs bowler Kate Cross is our special guest as we try and work out what the hell happened at the MCG over two ridiculous days of Test Cricket. Plus Wicketkeepers as drummers,

Mattchin predicts the future of Test cricket, names for Jimmy’s bar, why 2026 will be ’The Year of the Big Nose’ and will Felix never watch cricket ever again?

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0:08.7	Football from Five Live
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0:26.1	with the Football Daily podcast.
0:28.0	I think you've got to earn the right to play the way that you want to play.
0:31.6	Football from 5 Live.
0:33.7	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:36.5	Welcome to Terlenders. This is Felix White. Greg James is actually on holiday. He presented
0:40.8	the Christmas show on Radio 1 and that was enough work for the winter period. So he's left me
0:46.9	in charge of Tehr Lenders for the fourth test. So I'm presenting show with Kate Cross and
0:52.9	Jimmy Anderson. And I've got some very confused
0:55.2	thoughts and feelings about this test match, which I have put to paper. And before we start the
1:00.9	episode, I'm just going to reel them off and you can make what you want of them.
1:06.6	England have won a historic first Australian test since 2011, the first in 5,468 days.
1:14.6	So why do I feel like they've won a consolation, won their international in an ICC non-ranking event?
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