Things Get Awkward at Alex Jones's Trial | Ryuji Chua

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Kansas voters protect abortion rights, America's student debt crisis is putting the squeeze on elderly borrowers, and Ryuji Chua discusses his documentary "How Conscious Can a Fish Be?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:07.0	Coming to you from New York City, the only city in America, it's the Daily Show!
0:12.0	Tonight, Kansas saves abortion.
0:16.0	Your student debt cannot live you.
0:19.0	And Ryuji Chua.
0:22.0	This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noel!
0:43.0	Let's go, everybody. Welcome to the Daily Show.
0:45.0	Thank you so much for tuning in.
0:47.0	Thank you for coming out of the costume.
0:49.0	Thank you for being here, everybody.
0:51.0	Oh, I can feel that. Let's do this thing.
0:54.0	We have got a jam packed show for you tonight.
0:58.0	Kansas is now the best state in America.
1:00.0	Student debt is coming for your grandma and Beyoncé is making a whole new album.
1:06.0	So, let's do this people. Let's jump straight into today's headlines.
1:15.0	Okay, all right.
1:17.0	Before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the evening.
1:20.0	First things first, according to astronomers, the earth is actually spinning faster than ever before.
1:27.0	And because of that, it recently set the record for the shortest day ever.
1:32.0	Yeah, June 29th was apparently 1.59 milliseconds shorter than a normal day.
1:38.0	Yeah.
1:41.0	That's how you know things are going bad.
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