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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Nancy Pelosi's Taiwan visit rankles China, civil rights lawyer Alec Karakatsanis discusses his book "Usual Cruelty," and comedian Ms. Pat talks about her series "The Ms. Pat Show." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:07.0	Coming to you from New York City, the only city in America.
0:10.0	It's the Daily Show!
0:12.0	Tonight, busy Pelosi is a jet center.
0:17.0	Taking down tariffs.
0:19.0	And me is bad!
0:21.0	This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah!
0:38.0	That's coming out everybody! Welcome to the Daily Show!
0:41.0	Thank you so much for tuning in!
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0:45.0	Thank you for being here, everybody!
0:47.0	We have a fun showpiece in my take a seat! Take a seat!
0:51.0	There are so many things happening in the news.
0:53.0	President Biden is killing it!
0:55.0	Nancy Pelosi is going to get us all killed and Donald Trump has endorsed twins!
1:01.0	So let's do this people! Let's jump straight into today's headlines!
1:11.0	Alright, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things that are going on in the world.
1:16.0	First up, a passenger on a flight from Bali to Australia was fined more than $1800 for having two undeclared Egg McMuffins in their luggage.
1:31.0	And honestly, I don't know if they'll be able to pay for that.
1:34.0	No, because I mean the type of person who saves Egg McMuffins for later probably doesn't plan and has 1800 lying around for fines.
1:43.0	But apparently Australia is very concerned about bringing in food from Indonesia because there's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease.
1:51.0	And that's why they're being really strict.
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