Things Can Only Get Sensible

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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This week, we’ve got Riley, Milo, Hussein, and Alice discussing a bathroom-related AI startup, the impending election year in the UK, new Government policy facilitating the sell-off of all local council assets and properties, and a recent speech by Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer KC about why we cannot actually solve any problems. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast*MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone for this free episode of the F.
0:16.8	Yes, it is.
0:17.9	It's also the Bill Ackman is getting divorced because he can't stop tolling attention
0:23.3	to his wife's terrible academic work one.
0:25.6	Oh, no.
0:26.6	Yeah, I, I, the thing is, he's gonna get so divorced because no one would have cared
0:32.9	about this at all.
0:34.4	Had he not done the kind of like 10,000 word posts, even after getting Claudian
0:39.2	Gay fired, where he was like, by the way, we're going to investigate everyone for plagiarism,
0:44.9	and if anyone ever investigates anyone near to me for plagiarism, I will conduct unlimited
0:50.3	reprisals on them. Well, no, what he did is, we found out what Bill Ackman's limit break is, and Bill
0:56.4	Ackman's limit break is to incriminate his own wife, basically.
1:01.0	Look, it happens to the best of all the wife guys, because you have this problem that
1:04.3	you have to shut your mouth, but being the wife guy means that you can't do it at the moment
1:08.5	that your wife or any wife is brought up into
1:11.3	question. Look, famously, the tweets of a husband about his wife are not admissible in court.
1:16.4	They can't compel you to tweet about your wife. So what happens is this is now being reported,
1:21.6	which is Bill Ackman is, quote, unquote, completely losing it over stories in which business insider said his wife, the academic Nary Oxman, quote, unquote, completely losing it over stories in which business insider said his wife,
1:29.3	the academic Neri Oxman, quote unquote, plagiarized some passages in her dissertation.
1:33.7	It's so much worse than plagiarism. Like, people have read her dissertation, maybe for the first time.
1:39.2	These aren't supposed to be read! These are never supposed to be read.
1:42.8	Is this an undergraduate dissertation as well?
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