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Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Society & Culture, Comedy, Education, Self-improvement, Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Relationships

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Meghan and Melisa reintroduce themselves for the new version of Don’t Blame Me. They discuss Kristen Bell’s unfortunate post, answer a listener’s question about taking children to protests, and give advice on missing a friendship with a convicted felon. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [email protected] (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi bald, it's me, Trixie Mattel, skinny legend and board certified HVAC Somalié.
0:05.6	And me, Katia Zamalachikova, the sweatiest creature in showbiz reminding you to subscribe to the
0:10.0	bald and the beautiful podcast. Listen as we cover topics as varied as proper bidet usage,
0:15.0	celebrity impression tutorials, and a television show I recently watched that I'll base my
0:20.0	entire personality on for six weeks.
0:22.4	As well as creative pest control, tasty lime made recipes, and fun sex act trend.
0:27.8	We also chat about boobs and movies and wigs and stuff, which is obviously the public service part of the podcast.
0:33.8	So get ready for screaming, cackling, and some occasional educational moments as two massively unqualified queens talk about what it's like to be the epitome of fabulous.
0:42.0	Go subscribe to The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katia Zamalachcova on Apple Podcasts,
0:46.7	Spotify, or wherever you're listening right now. Hello.
1:02.2	Welcome to the new version of Don't Blame Me.
1:06.1	I feel like we need to reintroduce ourselves.
1:08.9	Well, my name is Megan.
1:10.8	Hi, Megan. Leo Sun, Aquarius Rising,
1:14.4	Pisces Moon. I have a very similar birth chart to Steve Carell. Do with that what you will, but my
1:19.5	birthday twins are Barack Obama, Megan Markle, and Greta Gerwig.
1:28.8	That's a great list.
1:30.8	Okay.
1:31.2	Those are my, that's, I would say that's my intro.
1:33.4	What about you?
1:34.4	You're an actress?
1:35.8	Oh, sorry.
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