The Monkey Has Been Destroyed

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Society & Culture, Comedy, Education, Self-improvement, Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Relationships

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Meghan kicks things off by reflecting on her Halloween costume. Melisa follows with a non-announcement. They also laugh over that old viral clip of the Boston cop going down the slide. A listener is struggling to move on from an ex. Another listener has a thief for a boyfriend. Monkey business is afoot. The episode wraps with Melisa’s thoughts on SNAP benefits. GO VOTE IN YOUR LOCAL ELECTION! Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [email protected] (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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