Be funny.

Don't force the funny.

I don't work under this type of pressure.

I don't work under this pressure.

Have kids, they said.

Not for kids.

That would be like a podcast called Have monkeys they said and it's not about

monkeys right seriously but I mean I feel like that makes no sense no

start over no no you're having a podcast about popcorn. No, you cannot eat popcorn. This is one thing you can't do. It's like when Jennifer Lopez came in to do an interview with us and she and she ate gum the entire

interview into the mic like you can't do that okay first of all you name dropped

J-Low who cares are you down with that or what?

I am so down with it, I can't get enough of it, it makes me super-duper-

I'm sorry, what?

It does, I'm just telling you.

Anyways, this, what I just said, that's why it's not for kids have kids they said is about kids it's about

Wow, we really have touched on all sorts of things lately. It's just not for them. Okay you've been warned

What? warned. Yee! Gee! G gonna fucking bitch!

Hee! Let's start our episode seeing as I'm getting a nah that just got another tattoo.

Grow up! I'm just joking. I love tattoos tattoos you can get as many as he wants.

What's on your head? What's on your head? What's on your head? Why do you have a

skinny pop? Don't make fun of my headphones. I can't find my headphones. I'm wearing my daughters. They're poppy headphones so they have a pink troll hair.

I pink troll hair on my headphones. You just forgot you just threw those on. Gonna zoom with me and just thought that this was going to be normal.

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