They’ve Been Together For Four Years And Never Kissed!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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They've been together for almost 4 years and still never kissed! What do you think...cute or creepy?
+ Everyone talks about manifestation, AKA speaking things into existence...but can you speak something OUT of existence?! Producer Jackson wants to know what you think!
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Mo, how many dates would you have to go out with a girl and if you didn't get a kiss, you'd be like, okay, I'm in the friend zone. It's not going to happen here for me. |
| 0:09.0 | Two or three. |
| 0:10.0 | Two or three. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm with you, you know, at most three weeks, right? |
| 0:15.0 | I would say. |
| 0:16.0 | All right, Kristen, you want to take it next level? |
| 0:18.0 | Four years. |
| 0:19.0 | Huh? |
| 0:20.0 | Four years. Huh? Four years. |
| 0:21.2 | And they've never kissed? They've never kissed. And they just got engaged. |
| 0:25.0 | Listen, to each their own. Who are we to judge? I am. I'm here to judge. |
| 0:29.8 | Personally, I signed up for this job to judge. Right. That kind of makes it fun about it, right? |
| 0:35.1 | All right? So there, I just, I don't know why it got into my algorithm, but it did. |
| 0:39.9 | And Caitlin, one-all, says, disclaimer, you don't have to kiss to get a ring. |
| 0:46.2 | And there's a video of her fiance getting down on bend a knee, putting the ring on her finger. |
| 0:51.6 | She's jumping up and down. |
| 0:53.1 | She puts her arms around him. |
| 0:54.8 | He twirls her around. |
| 0:56.4 | No kiss. |
| 0:57.5 | And the caption says, we've been together for almost four years and still have never kissed. |
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