They’ve Been Dating For Five Months And He Still Won’t Call Her His Girlfriend!
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The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:29.8 | This is the virtue. |
| 0:31.8 | Okay, my best friend. |
| 0:33.6 | She presented this guy that she's been seeing for five months with an ultimatum. |
| 0:38.6 | Our guy friends think she's way overreacting and splitting hairs over a minor tiny little |
| 0:45.1 | detail on their relationship, but all the girls that I know, we think it's enough for her |
| 0:49.5 | to end their relationship for good. |
| 0:51.0 | Five months. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah, five months. |
| 0:53.0 | It's an ultimatum in five months. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay. |
| 0:55.0 | Okay. |
| 0:56.0 | Blockle up. |
| 0:57.0 | So this is my friend that's been dating that guy who, when his parents would come into town, |
| 1:04.4 | he would go out of his way to make sure that she wasn't at the same bar that they would |
| 1:08.4 | frequent. |
| 1:09.4 | He would text her and be like, hey, you're not an XYZ bar, right? |
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