They're fighting again
Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 24 April 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
In this chaotic catch-up episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz recap a whirlwind of travelling, having fun and life updates—and they’re not holding back. Jaz breaks down the unexpected hate she got for her Coachella outfits, how she’s apparently dressing “too chill,” and why being comfy should not be controversial.
The two dive group chat drama inspired by a viral TikTok skit (it’s not what it looks like), and the very serious crime of bringing your boyfriend to an all-girls dinner. There’s also a deep dive into the anxiety of massages, Delta One obsessions, and whether or not they’d snitch if one of them cheated (spoiler: things get intense). Oh—and of course, there’s some light screaming on a beach over a Waterboy brand video.
This episode is funny, a little unhinged, and surprisingly heartfelt—the perfect mix of oversharing, hot takes, and bestie chaos. Tune in to take it all in!
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| 0:45.7 | That's audible.com slash Wondery UK. Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. |
| 1:06.0 | And I'm Jazz. |
| 1:07.0 | Guys, I had the most embarrassing morning. |
| 1:09.6 | We went to Tulum, obviously. Sorry, the water in your |
| 1:12.4 | shirts are making it laugh. We had, went to Touloum, had a fantastic time. Although I got |
| 1:18.7 | 18 bug bites. I'm not exaggerating. I have the best blood out there, apparently. And I thought |
| 1:25.4 | they would go away by now. It is the following Monday. I still have them. |
| 1:29.3 | Plus some more from Palm Springs. So today I went to the doctor because I'm like losing my |
| 1:33.8 | mind. Like I'm bleeding in multiple areas because like it's it's so bad. I've gone through so much |
| 1:37.5 | cortisone cream. And I accidentally booked an appointment. And I go in and she's like, oh, |
| 1:41.9 | please like undress from the waist down. I'm like literally why I bug bites on my feet and ankles. |
| 1:46.6 | And apparently I accidentally booked a vaginal itching appointment. |
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