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Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever—Botoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling “snatched” is fact or fantasy.

From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broken planes, violent airplane AC, and a terrifyingly old Delta aircraft. Meanwhile, Jaz spent Easter in New Jersey watching a VHS love letter Kevin’s dad made for his mom—and suddenly, all of Kevin’s quirks made perfect sense.

The girls also dive deep into the debate: dry weddings vs. open bars. They’re talking party etiquette, guest expectations, and why cutting alcohol to save money might be the biggest bridal red flag of all. Plus, there’s a viral TikTok wedding discourse to unpack, and they’re not holding back.

But this isn’t even a quarter of it… because there’s so much more going on in this week’s episode. It’s messy, real, and full of that best friend energy you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re here for the Botox chat or the emotional breakthroughs, this episode is a ride from start to finish.

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0:45.7	That's audible.com slash Wondery UK. Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie.
1:05.9	And I'm Jazz.
1:07.6	I was waiting for you. You always give a little something.
1:10.4	I do. I'll give you a little something.
1:12.3	We're looking extra, probably a little glowy to you guys. If you're watching a YouTube version.
1:16.0	We actually have makeup on today? Oh, I meant because you got Botox. Oh. A little both.
1:20.6	It's like kicked in. I'm feeling very stunning, very gorgeous, very glowy, minus the black eye.
1:28.3	You look like when I feel like we were first friends a little bit because you used to get a lot of Botox and you haven't had it for so, like now I've adjusted to you with no Botox, which I still think you look absolutely stunning and gorgeous, but your eyes just like look a little extra like, to be fair guys my face is very frozen right now
1:48.0	but i preemptively yeah got Botox and the end of last year and basically tracked how my face looked
1:56.8	so that i could get it before the wedding and have my face look the way I wanted it to look.
2:02.2	So I'll have more movement by the wedding, but I had to do it a certain way.
2:05.7	I also don't think you're that frozen.
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