Okay.

It helps. Are you ready? Yeah, that was close. Hey, good catch. That was close. Here we go. Are you ready? It's not usually the order that goes in, but he did it. I'm very thoughtful. Okay. All right. All right. Hey, thanks for the intro from Thoughtful Nick. Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant

to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host,

very well-fed. Jordan Swears. Jordan, how are you? Pick the wrong episode to be hungry for.

I said that yesterday. You did. I straight up said it. Except we might want to eat before this one.

I've also been going through, let's call it a rigmarole in order to get my migraine medication.

Oh, I know, medication game. I was telling Eric earlier, it's exactly like what you go through when you try to get your shots.

Yeah, but what is it for? Soriasis. Soriasis. You can't tell because I have it. You can't tell. Well, that's pretty similar. Yeah. People roll all those together. What's the other one? Acne. No, not acne. That's pretty different. Cirrhosis. No. I'm pretty sure. I have psoriasis of the liver.

I'm pretty sure. Emphysema. Yes. Oh, emphysema. Eczema. Eczema. Emphasia, I think, is a lung thing. Oh, yeah. Well, it's like cirrhosis. I was like, yeah. My skin's all fucked up. You get that. Hey, hey. I'm working on it. I've got cirrhosis of my skin

and eczema of my lungs. I'm working on it. Yeah. Oh, what are you sucking on? I'm sucking on some... Blue. Yeah! Black cherry. It's pretty good. But it's blue. It's dark. It gets black.

Well, he's trying to get...

It's Picey's bitch.

He's trying to get filled up because the food didn't do it.

Yeah. So he's filling up.

Actually, I don't need to get filled up.

What did we eat today? You were smart.

Pizza Hut. How do you pronounce this? It depends on who you ask. If you ask me, it's flats. As you've been saying over and over again. Right, in random hours of the day. He's just been having flats and slack. He would just slack us instead of just say, you know what's so funny? The last one when he did it yesterday, I had already ordered it.

Yeah.

Yep.

That's why I went, should I get one?

I had already ordered it at that point. I've been saying flats and calling the flats. Nick has been calling them flatsas. Which I think makes more sense. It does make more sense. Because it is. It's two Z's. It's two Zs, not for sleeping.

No, no, that's not enough

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